As we contemplate the meaning behind Easter - and I'm not talking chocolate rabbits and psychedelic eggs here - some questions come to mind. Not that they have any relevance to Easter - or anything else for that matter - but I do have some questions that I'd like to ask God.
1) When You created the duckbilled platypus, did You glom together some spare parts or do You just have a whimsical sense of humor?
2) Do you look at human accomplishments over the millenia - social improvements, medical advancements, space travel, and (You forbid) computers and cell phones, and consider that we've done well?
3) Ever wish You had reconsidered the free will thing?
4) Cats. Chocolate. Lilacs. Elephants. Fresh corn. Tulips. Sunsets. Wow! Thanks!
5) Brussels sprouts. Mosquitos. Wolverines. Tornados. Earthquakes. I suppose You had Your reasons?
6) Whatever happened to Amelia Earhardt? Just curious.
7) Of what possible value to You are dust mites?
8) How come birds get to fly and we don't?
9) I have a list of people who need a good smite. Can I fax it to You? I suppose You have Your own list.
10) Spiders and insects who devour their mate after mating? What's up with that?
11) People who gripe about separating church and state, keeping Christmas observances out of the public, yet insist on not working Christmas Day. You must find that ironic?
12) What goes through Your mind when You look down at inflatable snowmen and plastic eggs hanging from a tree?
13) What do You do for fun? Or do we want to know that?
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