In keeping with the time-honored American tradition of
tangling up holidays to the point where we become thoroughly confused and, as a
result, apathetic, here is my rendition of The 12 Days of Christmas combined
with the upcoming Presidential election.
On the 12th day of the election, my country gave
to me:
12 thousand alleged dead voters a-casting
11 million Facebook posts a-trending
10 federal investigations a-pending
9 thousand TV commercials spewing
8 hundred aides fact-checking
7 hundred flat denials
6 hundred accusations
5 contentious debates
4 gazillion misplaced emails
3 jillion robo calls
2 sniping candidates
And an election that may or may not be rigged.
Be sure to vote Nov. 8.
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