Monday, October 9, 2017

Everybody gripes about the weather






So it’s the second week of October and the air conditioner is still kicking on. What’s wrong with this picture?

It’s supposed to be chilly. Not just in the mornings, but all day long. I search through my closet in the morning and ask myself “what did I wear all summer long? There’s nothing in here.”

I’m so ready to wear long sleeves, sweaters, and sweatshirts that I fail to see the summer clothes. I’m done with summer. It needs to go away.

I had my coats cleaned a couple of weeks ago. I was so ready to put them away in the spring, but now they’re fresh and ready to go on a cold morning. I have fantasies of bundling up in a heavy parka and feeling warm and cozy. Can’t wear a windbreaker. Hoodies are out of the question. I’m ready to get dressed up to go out in the cold, but there’s no cold to get out into.

It’s time to make homemade soup and warm cornbread. Leaves are turning colors, but people are still kicking around in flip-flops.

The weather forecaster predicts temperatures will drop, but then will go back up into the 80s again. Are we stuck in a time warp where it’s perpetually the end of summer?  

Eventually fall will come and it will be followed by winter. I simply must be patient. At some point, I’ll be complaining that spring is taking its sweet time getting here, and where are the flowers that should be popping up.

And if anyone reminds me then about these words I’ve just lamented concerning fall, I’ll swear they’re lying!