By now most everyone has their shopping done and gifts wrapped, or at least stuffed into a gift bag with sparkly paper surrounding it. And little ones have written letters to Santa.
In case Santa needs some help with a few of the more difficult cases, the not so little ones, we thought we’d give him a suggestion or two.
For Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich: A thesaurus. From what we’ve been able to tell, he’s stuck on one particular adjective and it isn’t a very nice one.
For O.J. Simpson: Lots of reading material. He’s going to have plenty of time on his hands, so he could use some books on anger management, humility, and finding inner peace.
For Britney Spears: A gift certificate to a job training center so she can find something she really can do. Second choice: voice lessons.
For former President Bill Clinton: Violin lessons. He doesn’t seem to be the type who’d be satisfied playing second fiddle.
For President George W. Bush: Some nice argyle socks. He seems to attract shoes.
For Paris Hilton: Who, you say? You forgot her already? That’s what she needs most. That’s what we all need.
For Harrison Ford: My phone number!
Merry Christmas to everyone!
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